"The way out is through the door. Why is it that no one will use this method?"
"In Spring! In the creation of art it must be as it is in Spring!" -Arnold Schoenberg
"All that an American male needs to do to become a man, is to kill his father." -Norman O. Brown
Thanks goes out to: Texans for Decency, The Anti-Lance Armstrong Cancer Survivors Foundation, The Carl Bryson Memorial Barbeque, and Tupperware salespeople everywhere.
I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people don't like me anyway.