Financially crippled myself for the next month with a pair of D&G jeans today. If no-one else but me touches my genitals within the next 28 days whilst wearing them, i will ardently bark for my money back.
You're a crazy, penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian.
It was temp. Polednice boycotted for the entirety of the temp ban. It was quite sweet of him.
This morning on the tram on the way to school in I came up with is amazing pattern in my head played by wind instruments and thought "Oh my god this thing I have thought up is fantastic! I must use it my orchestral composition that I have to write soon!" I had the motif repeating in my head until I got to school where I immediately went to one of the practise rooms and played it on the piano. Then I said "What?! This is the opening of Steve Reich's Variations for Winds, Strings and Keyboards!!!"
Such is the life of a composer in a world where the best tonal music has already been written.
In eight days, I'll get on the seat of my 2010 Trek 1.2 Alpha Road Bike and do a Half-Century (50 miles, at least) or a Metric Century if I'm feeling really sporty (i.e.: 100 kilometers). If it works out as planned, it'll be the best "season-opening" on the two-wheeler since I was a high-schooler.
This season, I want to see if I can work my way up to the "City-to-Shore" run (which is 75 miles).
The hardest knife ill us'd doth lose his edge. Shakespeare- Sonnet 95
I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people don't like me anyway.
I personally read it with a tone of levity.
Had a funny conversation/argument with my girlfriend last night...it was only funny to me because she overreacted so much. So here is the script!
Girlfriend: What if I died tomorrow?
Me: That would be very sad.
GF: Huh??? That's it?? You wouldn't try and come visit me or anything??
Me: Well if I had enough money to fly to Australia of course I would do my best to get there on time assuming that I knew that you were going to die tomorrow.
GF: I wouldn't care about money, if I knew you were going to die I would do my best to come visit you no matter what.
Me: I know you would babe, but sometimes our best isn't good enough either...
GF: What do you mean?
Me: If I was going to die tomorrow I can almost 100% guarantee you that you wouldn't make it on time.
GF: I would make it on time! Because I would try my hardest and best and get to you on time before you died!
Me: Ok...well how are you going to do that?
GF: Because I have money for school but I wouldn't use it for school I would use it to get to you.
Me: Ok, but how are you going to get a US Visa?
GF: I can just go down there and get it. Then it takes about a week to approve!
Me: ......but I'm dead tomorrow.
GF: I would know weeks ahead of time if you are going to die tomorrow because you would be in the hospital.
Me: Oh ok got it.
GF: I'm disappointed...you wouldn't even come visit me if I were going to die tomorrow and you would never see me again
Me: Babe you asked me a question..and I answered it realistically.
GF: ITS NOT REALISTIC! If you really love someone you would do whatever you can to go and see them!
Me: I know babe, but it is realistic because if I found out you were going to die tomorrow there is no way on earth I could raise enough money in time to come visit you. The plane ride alone is 16 hours, not to mention airport time. I would need to raise all that money in about 2 hours....
GF: If you really cared you would have been saving up this whole time.
Me: So......I should always have 1400-1600 dollars in my account just in case I somehow know that you are going to die tomorrow??.....
GF: you disappointed me babe.
Me: Ok I'm sorry...I thought this wasn't that serious of a topic..I thought you were joking.
GF: What? Why would I be joking about death, it is serious!
I don't remember, the convo kind of trailed off after that.
Your girlfriend seems like she's ripe for the stealing, violadude.