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    Default More Punography ! Groan !

    I do not enjoy computer jokes . Not one bit .

    I changed my i Pod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .

    When chemists die, they barium .

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

    A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time .

    How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

    A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

    I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .

    They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

    PMS jokes aren't funny, period .

    Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .

    Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .

    I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .

    How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

    When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

    What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds .

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !

    Broken pencils are pointless .

    I tried to catch some fog . I mist.

    What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

    All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

    Velcro - what a rip off !

    Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .

    Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

    I used t think I was indeciive, but now I'm not so sure .

    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too .














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    Superhorn, did you blow on that thing too hard?!

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    Oops ! I goofed on one . It should say "Energizer bunny arrested - charged with battery >"

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    Quote Originally Posted by superhorn View Post
    Oops ! I goofed on one . It should say "Energizer bunny arrested - charged with battery >"
    Fixed for ya
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