HAHAHA!! This is so absurd it's actually amusing.

I listened to ahem! parts of the Ninth..( I couldn't stomach the whole thing)..And some of his other attempts as well..
I am surprised that the performers could actually keep a straight face throughout the, what seems like three hours this went on for!!!...
I'm sure they had to go out for several toilet breaks during rehearsals!!
It's the art of how to completely ruin culture...
All I can say is Maximianno "What a Load of COBRAS!"