Good day kind ladies, gentlemen, and scum of the earth,
I was just attempting to complete my profile information for the satisfaction of our esteemed members' developing curiosity about my whereabouts and where-have-beens, but to my dismay, upon entering my correct birthdate of November 16th 1274, I was crassly instructed that I had entered something invalid. I assure you that I am currently 737 years old and I wish to share this information in the allotted space. I tried to curry the forum's favour by lying about my age as I have often passed for a mere 468, but I soon gave in after discovering it would not even accept a person born in 1900.
Pray tell, how old are we allowed to be here?