Thread: Iconic death metal statements

In idle moments I ponder these: the short, definitive statements of ideology made by death and black metal musicians.

1. Only death is real -- Hellhammer
2. No jobs! -- Immortal
3. "[Most people are] talking monkeys with car keys" -- Kam Lee
4. Problems remain! -- Sepultura
5. Death is certain, life is not -- various

I'm sure there are others I'm missing, but we get a good picture of the genre from these de facto slogans.

I ponder why there are so many threads in a classical music forum about metal music - I don't see a connection. Are there no forums dedicated to this "genre"?

Originally Posted by jezbo

I ponder why there are so many threads in a classical music forum about metal music

Because there are few people that simply can't understand that nobody gives a damn about their silly stuff. So they keep creating threads like this, though they should already learn that it will be ignored or became another circus.

Originally Posted by jezbo

I ponder why there are so many threads in a classical music forum about metal music

OMG This is "Metal Music" sub-forum so i will talk about metal if i want.And you go away if you are not interested in metal.

No, I think I'll talk about classical music in here. Amounts to the same thing ...



and you be civil.

Only death is real -- Hellhammer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by Bach

Only death is real -- Hellhammer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

whats so funny?

Originally Posted by Bach

Only death is real -- Hellhammer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Stupid post.Bach you are stupid

I'm really not, to be honest with you.. I'm heroically intelligent - from the London ghetto to Oxford University - so shove that up your arse, bumbo clot.

But on a serious level -- that quote is funny. It's pretentious in the extreme - and came from the mouth of a complete fool.

Originally Posted by Batrider

Stupid post.Bach you are stupid

Not a constructive reply.

His reply was no better, but could have been anticipated.

Originally Posted by Bach

I'm heroically intelligent - from the London ghetto to Oxford University - so shove that up your arse, bumbo clot.

Not a smart move -- you have opened the door to ad homs that aren't ad homs by making yourself the focus of discussion.

Further, in the age of affirmative action and the Dunning-Kruger effect, your words ring hollow.

I would attempt another way of working around him.

Ahem ... let's watch the ad homs ...
thanks.