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    HAYDN'S CHOPIN LISZT AT VIVALDI'S:

    Rossini and cheese
    Schumann polish
    Bern-n-stein remover
    Satie mushrooms
    batteries (Purcell)
    BeethOVEN cleaner
    Hummel microwave meals
    orange Schubert
    TchaiCOUGHsky drops
    marshMahlers
    Honey-nut Berlioz
    Cui-tips
    Chef Boyardee Raveli
    Sour cream and Ives
    Strauss (straws)
    Chocolate Webers (wafers)
    Del Monteverdi corn
    Mozart-rella cheese
    I Can't Believe it's not Rutter
    Bach of serial (opera)
    Chicken Balakirev
    New door Handel
    Golden Brahms
    Clemen-TEA
    Little Debussy snack cakes
    Oscar Meyerbeer bologna

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    Oh my. These might be some of the worst composer jokes I've heard in a long time. I like them. At least some of them.

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    Here's one (based off real story):

    A violinist, right before a performance, was softly playing a song made of mostly fourths.

    A person in the audience called out, "What song is that?"

    The violinist replied, "Oh, it's an old Chinese folk song. It's called Tu-Ning."

    "Music is an art, and art is forever. Music should not succumb to fashion, which is passing and forgotten."
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    Bach and Beethoven both joined a health club.

    Bach did the sixths, and Beethoven the Fifths...

    Chopin bore a hidden grudge to both of them for the rest of his life...

    Ask me why?

    "WHY?"

    Well, its called Fogo de Chão

    Both had spend too much time there...

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    Viola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by World Violist View Post
    Viola.
    I love this joke, I think I've heard it somewhere else before... ach, I recall. It was here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXt3O3APgk

    But why he repeats it? Was he disappointed that noone is laughing and decided to tell the joke over and over again until they get it?

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    Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

    http://www.therestisnoise.com/files/...commercial.mp3

    I guess that means I'm a loser.

    "All the most famous 12-tone rows that just this morning you were humming in the shower, or on your way to work".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saul_Dzorelashvili View Post
    HAYDN'S CHOPIN LISZT AT VIVALDI'S:

    Rossini and cheese
    Schumann polish
    Bern-n-stein remover
    Satie mushrooms
    batteries (Purcell)
    BeethOVEN cleaner
    Hummel microwave meals
    orange Schubert
    TchaiCOUGHsky drops
    marshMahlers
    Honey-nut Berlioz
    Cui-tips
    Chef Boyardee Raveli
    Sour cream and Ives
    Strauss (straws)
    Chocolate Webers (wafers)
    Del Monteverdi corn
    Mozart-rella cheese
    I Can't Believe it's not Rutter
    Bach of serial (opera)
    Chicken Balakirev
    New door Handel
    Golden Brahms
    Clemen-TEA
    Little Debussy snack cakes
    Oscar Meyerbeer bologna
    You forgot ProCOFFEEv
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJTTOMB View Post
    Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

    http://www.therestisnoise.com/files/...commercial.mp3

    I guess that means I'm a loser.

    "All the most famous 12-tone rows that just this morning you were humming in the shower, or on your way to work".
    That one is made of pure awesome. Have you seen the video version?
    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACCAF04wSs[/YT]

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