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Sexiest bass, baritone & tenor builder

29K views 192 replies 16 participants last post by  mamascarlatti 
#1 ·
Same rules as the soprano builder so come on girls. Plenty of candidates on here.

Simon Keenlyside (+1)
Jonas Kaufmann (+1)
John Relyea (+1)
 
#3 ·
Sure, I'll participate. My three votes:

1. Anna Netrebko
2. Anna Netrebko
3. Anna Netrebko

:D

Like I've just said in the Jonas Kaufmann thread, these guys are not squeezable, not soft, not silky, they don't have boobs, and they are hairy.

So I can't vote for them. Sorry.:lol:
 
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#6 ·
Sure, I'll participate. My three votes:

1. Anna Netrebko
2. Anna Netrebko
3. Anna Netrebko

:D

Like I've just said in the Jonas Kaufmann thread, these guys are not squeezable, not soft, not silky, they don't have boobs, and they are hairy.

So I can't vote for them. Sorry.:lol:
The ladies have participated in the sopranos contest, so now it's our turn to be good sports and participate in their contest as well. If it's boobs you want you can always vote for Pavarotti.
 
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#9 ·
It's matter of revaluation, Almaviva, so far you thought about which soprano has the best ****. Well, now it's time to find male equivalent for them, how about dicks? Which tenors and baritones have the best dicks? Think and vote for them.
 
#11 ·
Pictures of soprano **** are not freely avaiable either but you managed to get acquaintance while watching DVDs and stuff. Try same with dicks, instead of gazing into clavelages try too look at flys, it can't be that no dick ever slipped out from tenor pants... just be attentive.
 
#16 ·
Is this method really tested and tried, Aramis? Can you recommend the method? If yes, I'd assume that you have tested it yourself, so, what dicks do you recommend as worthy of our votes?:D
 
#15 ·
We guys, sincerely, don't really care that much for how the other guys look.
Not true das ist. It's just there is no sexual context, but I find a lot of pleasure in seeing composers and musicians that look like noble demi-gods of art. That doubles my admiration for them. Recently, Domingo's appearance in Tosca-movie gave me a lot of satisfaction because it was much easier for me to symathise with Cavaradossi who actually looked like passionate and handsome Italian painter.
 
#32 ·
in a Romantic mood

I don't think these romantic girls are thinking about dicks...Are they?
BTW we cannot show ours here...I don't think it is a porno thread....Girls won't show their treasures either..will they?

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of sites like that! Personally I don't go.

I am satisfied for now and I think my wife is satisfied too....I work out 3 to 4 times a week I am really in shape...Maybe you can see me at the beach in Cuba (last year) on a photo I have...

Lets put some Chopin....

Martin...romantic.
 
#34 ·
I don't think these romantic girls are thinking about dicks...Are they?
BTW we cannot show ours here...I don't think it is a porno thread....Girls won't show their treasures either..will they?

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of sites like that! Personally I don't go.

I am satisfied for now and I think my wife is satisfied too....I work out 3 to 4 times a week I am really in shape...Maybe you can see me at the beach in Cuba (last year) on a photo I have...

Lets put some Chopin....

Martin...romantic.
Martin, it's all tongue-in-cheek. I find this thread hilarious.:lol:
 
#35 ·
Jonas Kaufmann (+6)

Plácido Domingo (+4)

Simon Keenlyside (+2)
Jose Carreras (+2)

John Relyea (+1)
Dmitri Hvorostovsky (+1)
Erwin Schrott (+1)
Christopher Maltman (+1)
 
#48 ·
Karen Patricia, you're misundestanding me. I like to squeeze boobs. One in each hand and then, squeeze, squeeze, you give them a little gentle squeeze. Divine!

These guys are definitely not squeezable!:scold:
 
#44 ·
To squeeze or not to squeeze...that is de kuestion

It doesn't matter that you find them non-squeezable - it's about who you think that the ladies find squeezable. Look at it this way: If you wanted to seduce Anna, who's looks do you think would give you the most chance of succes?

Definitely girls have something to squeeze me (no to strong, please!)....and it wil become more interesting at the same time!

Following the people here...

Martin
 
#49 · (Edited)
haha, nothing wrong to have different preferences on what the word squeezable means though, right?....:rolleyes: btw is it so hard to see it from a straight woman's perspective... I can still see why you like Anna Netrebko so much, because I'm not blind.

About JDF, he's a little too "polished" good-looking I think. And he looks like he knows it...But great voice though.
 
#53 ·
haha, nothing wrong to have different preferences on what the word squeezable means though, right?....:rolleyes: btw is it so hard to see it from a straight woman's perspective... I can still see why you like Anna Netrebko so much, because I'm not blind.
No, of course there is nothing wrong with it!:tiphat:
Vive la différence!

And thanks for acknowledging my Anna's gorgeousness.:tiphat:
 
#57 ·
Jonas Kaufmann (+8)

Plácido Domingo (+6)

Simon Keenlyside (+3)
Jose Carreras (+3)

Erwin Schrott (+2)
Dmitri Hvorostovsky (+2)

John Relyea (+1)
Christopher Maltman (+1)
Andreas Scholl (+1)
Nathan Gunn (+1)
 
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