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    I've found a place to learn about small cars, it's miniscule
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    There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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    @Dorsetmike, by the power invested in this scouser, I hereby make you an honorary Liverpudlian for your humorous services rendered to this thread. (unless of course you are already a scouser, know what I mean laaah). You and everyone else in this thread are being held responsible for my lack of work, damn you all....
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    If you ever feel cold, just stand in a corner - they are usually around 90 degrees
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike View Post
    If you ever feel cold, just stand in a corner - they are usually around 90 degrees
    that a really good angle!

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    Pushkin died in the age of 37 years,
    Majakovsky shot himself being 36 years old,
    Yesenin hanged himself being 30 years old,
    Lermontov died in a duel, 26 years old,
    and what did you do for your pension fund ?!
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    Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field
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    Odessa joke:
    - Doctor, I've got terribly frozen legs!
    - [Doctor] I have also got terribly frozen legs, but then I lie with my wife in bed and... my legs are warming up!
    - Doctor, where do I find your wife?
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    The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it
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    Odessa Joke
    - Abraham, how shall we celebrate our twenty years being together?
    - One minute of silence, Sarah.
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    Saturdays and Sundays are strong, the rest are weekdays.
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    I met a one-legged woman who works in a brewery.

    She's in charge of the hops.
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    Last edited by geralmar; Nov-19-2019 at 00:37.

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    Odessa jokes
    - Sarah, will you go dancing with me?
    - Jasha, do you snore during the night?

    - Abraham, why did you tell the man to [F-word]?
    - You know he's a gynaecologist. It's enough to tell him to go to work.
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