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    Quote Originally Posted by Klavierspieler View Post
    Can't read.
    I think I got most of it, but it was really blurry.

    Golden Rules for Ensemble Playing
    by J.W. Swing

    1. Everyone should play the same piece.
    2. Stop at every repeat sign and discuss in detail whether to take the repeat or not. The audience will love this a lot!
    3. If you play a wrong note, give a nasty look to one of your partners.
    4. Keep your fingering chart handy. You can always catch up with the others.
    5. Carefully tune your instrument before playing. That way you can play out of tune all night with a clear conscience.
    6. Take your time turning pages.
    7. The right note at the wrong time is a wrong note (and vice-versa).
    8. If everyone gets lost amongst you, follow those who got lost.
    9. Strive to get the maximum NPS (note per second). That way you gain the admiration of the incompetent.
    10. Markings for slurs, dynamics, and ornaments should not be observed. They are only there to embellish the score.
    11. If a passage is difficult, slow down. If it's easy, speed it up. Everything will work itself out in the end.
    12. If you are completely lost, stop everyone and say, "I think we should tune."
    13. Happy are those who have not perfect pitch, for the kingdom of music is theirs.
    14. If the ensemble has to stop because of you, explain in detail why you got lost. Everyone will be very interested.
    15. A true interpretation is realized when there remains not one note of the original.
    16. When everyone else has finished playing, you should not play any notes you have left.
    17. A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an interpretation.
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    You see? Binoculars make things look BIGGER!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meaghan View Post
    EXCUSE ME!

    I am only posting REALY BAD cd covers. If it is offending, I appologize. The humour lays in the fact that someone will front their music with those pictures!

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    Default More RELLY BAD album covers

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0fgKiqNF-mU/SSvjU8T4lYI/AAAAAAAAACo/dhTuVxXTOuM/s400/millie.jpg

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    Here is some more fantastic cover art!


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    Peace
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    Grammar issues aside, this is amusing!


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