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    I know, yet even the best musicians have their moments .

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    Quote Originally Posted by aimee View Post
    Don't laugh. I took a girl on a date to see Tosca and I asked her how she liked it and she asked me why they were singing and she would have liked it more if there was no singing.

    True story. It's really scary out there when I leave my house.
    Facts don't care about your feelings.

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    The most incredibly lame classical music jokes in history are about violas. I'm sick of reading jokes about this instrument every friggin' day.

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    I love viola! What does it do?
    When I hear John Cage’s 4’33”, I reach for my earplugs.

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    In one rehearsal, the famous director Thomas Beecham told a cellist of the orchestra:
    "You have between your legs the most sensitive instrument known to man, and all you can do is scratch it"
    Last edited by OldFashionedGirl; Mar-20-2014 at 03:47.

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    People wondering why Mahler couldn't finish his 10th Symphony, listen, it is not the curse of the ninth.
    IT'S THE CURSE OF THE VIOLA!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldFashionedGirl View Post
    In one rehearsal, the famous director Thomas Beecham told a cellist of the orchestra:
    "You have between your legs the most sensitive instrument known to man, and all you can do is scratch it"
    Some years ago, I played with a conductor who tried that same joke. He prefaced it by quoting Beecham. Nevertheless, it didn't go over well, he managed to offend many, not just the cellist.

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