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    Default How to seduce me

    Step 1: Have Patricia Arquette's voice.

    http://www.anyclip.com/movies/lost-h...ete-to-dinner/

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    Done. Step 2?

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    There are no further steps, Couchie.

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    I've removed her vocal cords, is that enough? I want to dispose of her body.

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    That doesn't make any sense, Polednice.

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    Well too bad for her now she's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchie View Post
    Done. Step 2?
    I've already done step 2.

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    Are we supposed to say what someone has to do to seduce us? Or is this a Philip-centric thread?

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    I only like this thread because it has a link to a clip from a David Lynch film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by violadude View Post
    Are we supposed to say what someone has to do to seduce us? Or is this a Philip-centric thread?
    To tell you the truth, the first possibility in your post didn't even occur to me. I just automatically assumed it was the second.

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    Hey Philip, imagine Miss Arquette speaking sexy to you and saying the following:
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    Wouldn't that be sweet?


    Anyway, are the mods sleeping or has TC quality gone considerably downhill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodecaplex View Post
    Hey Philip, imagine Miss Arquette speaking sexy to you and saying the following:
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    Wouldn't that be sweet?


    Anyway, are the mods sleeping or has TC quality gone considerably downhill?
    Uphill you mean?

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    Этот сайт становится очень глупо порой

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodecaplex View Post
    Anyway, are the mods sleeping or has TC quality gone considerably downhill?
    I beg to differ. Through all the silliness and quirkiness observed in threads of the Community forum, cultural gold is to be found.

    For instance, here, we've exposed teen CoAG to a Lynch filmatographic masterpiece that he may not have encountered otherwise. While, elsewhere, we've promoted scientific and technological interest by showing off NASA's free space exploration game Moonbase Alpha.

    Who knows, maybe the first man/woman to set foot on Mars is among us and surfing these forums as we speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philip View Post
    I beg to differ. Through all the silliness and quirkiness observed in threads of the Community forum, cultural gold is to be found.

    For instance, here, we've exposed teen CoAG to a Lynch filmatographic masterpiece that he may not have encountered otherwise. While, elsewhere, we've promoted scientific and technological interest by showing off NASA's free space exploration game Moonbase Alpha.

    Who knows, maybe the first man/woman to set foot on Mars is among us and surfing these forums as we speak.
    Wise words, indeed. I too have contributed to our culture, what with my editing one of my posts and boldly proclaiming "Edit: ceci n'est pas une edit" so that anyone who doesn't know what I'm referring to will hopefully go and do some research; and who knows, perhaps they will end up purchasing GEB:EGB and then go on to become the greatest computer scientist in history. Yes, truly, I'm an enlightening prophet of culture and wisdom.

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