I don't get it. The way I learn music theory is kind of stupid. I have this book. I do a 1/2-page lesson on the subject that includes a worksheet. Then I never review the theory again. Ever. So I've kind of been able to fake it in my lessons, but I don't really understand what I'm doing. I've been asking my teacher but since he's not a native English speaker it can be a bit difficult to communicate. He's fluent, but it makes things tricky.
Why is it that F major has a flat, but G major has a sharp?
In ascending order (and in increasing number of sharps) the key signatures are: C G D A E B, right? So here's a stupid question. What are the sharps? I know F is first, then C. What's after that?
How does it work with the flats? I know you start with B.
I reviewed my stupid little lesson ten times today, and now I still don't know it and I'm more frustrated than before.
Also, more stuff I'm supposed to understand that I don't:
This week I'm supposed to write Roman numerals under parts of a piece I'm learning.* How the hell am I supposed to know what to write? I've asked my teacher and have gotten nothing from it. He's a great teacher in general, but I think the language barrier is kind of subtly screwing us here. I get that they're chord changes, but I only have a fuzzy idea of what to do after that.
How do you invert a chord? I've gotten lucky when I've tried to copy what my teacher does but if you told me to play an inverted D major chord, I wouldn't be able to.
What is close position?
What is fast time and slow time?
What is the difference between a major and a perfect interval? I know that prime-4th-5th-octave are perfect and 2nd-3rd-6th-7th are major, but what's the difference? And did I mentally reverse that?
In the last month or so I've managed to forget everything I'd previously memorized. I knew all of this. Then I got busier. Then I was in a musical (and I hate musicals) and so for the last three weeks have been getting about six hours of constantly interrupted sleep per night. This hasn't been helping my mood, or my memory. Also, while I used to be able to practice for 20-40 minutes a day, I'm now lucky if I can get in 90 minutes a week. I can sight-read well and have no problem with technique or memorizing songs, but if I can't apply the theory I'm doubly screwed. It doesn't help that my theory book has no connection with my main book -it's more advanced- so I'm learning two completely disparate methods.
It's 1:25 right now, and my lesson is at 2:15. I'm not expecting to understand anything this week, but I'd like it if next week I'd be able to enjoy my lessons again.
*I have the first book of Hal Leonard Adult Piano Adventures as my main book. My theory is Master Theory. My technique is the Hal Leonard kiddie adaptation of The Virtuoso Pianist, though I also happen to own TVP and sometimes screw around with it when I get bored. I have a book of duets called My Favorite Duet album, arranged by Maxwell Eckstein. None of these books tie in with each other so it also gets frustrating when I have to go from practicing Brahms to finishing up some infuriatingly simplistic and cheesy Kum Ba Yah thing I was only assigned because I missed the last note when the lesson ended.
Sorry about excessive cynicism. In my defense, I'm a sleep-deprived teenager.