Once again, my choice is not provided.
I like pets, but I don't want any.
In the '70s, I had plants: plants on shelves and window ledges and on the floor. Lots of watering and repotting. Then I discovered city parks and true wilderness and nature. Bliss.
I used to have cats. I am very fond of cats. They are so affectionate and low maintenance. Still, it's a bother to have to deal with the litter box, feeding, and the one thing that really bugs me a LOT, all of the hair. I absolutely cannot abide having hair on everything.
I like dogs, but I have never had any. I wouldn't want to. I don't like all of the slobbering and barking. Definitely NOT the barking. And hair. And pooing in parks or on other people's properties... definitely not on one's own. No, I wouldn't want a dog. I don't like being followed around, step for step. They are so high maintenance.
I took care of a friend's parrot once. The squawking! Sunrise was hell. Never again.
I've had fish. Meh. You have to change the water and get aquatic plants and stuff. Meh.
A reptile. I don't think so. I had a turtle as a child. I think it hibernated and we thought it had died, so we buried in the the yard. There were at least two recent cases of people being strangled to death by constrictors. Not friendly animals to have around. It should be illegal. No thanks.
I like animals, but I don't want them in my house. A cat, maybe, but it would need to come with maid service.