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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjetil Heggelund View Post
    Your favorite mosquito bites thread.
    1) tip of your toes
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    3) back
    That reminds me of the time we rode our motorcycles up north to a party and slept by a swamp. My sleeping bag was too small so my forehead stuck out and got ripped up by mosquitoes in the night. All the way home (250 miles) my helmet chaffed those mosquito bites.
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    How can I tell if the very expensive "air guitar" that I bought on eBay was actually played by Jimi Hendrix?
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    And the very expensive "air drum" set that I bought on eBay that originally belonged to either Carl Palmer of ELP or Bill Buford of Yes is missing the "air gong". Who should I contact? How hung up on this should I get? Even Carl Palmer of ELP or Bill Buford of Yes only banged it once during each performance so it's not like I'm going to use it all the time. Any help would be appreciated. For the amount of money that I spent you would think the berk would include a pair of "air sticks"! They were extra. I paid it. Grudgingly. But I did pay it. Otherwise just exactly how was I supposed to play an "air drum" set?
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    The answer is blowing in the wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic Cowboy View Post
    How can I tell if the very expensive "air guitar" that I bought on eBay was actually played by Jimi Hendrix?
    The Sustain simple............................ and if you can still smell the smoke
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    MetroGnome - a new movie starring F. Murray Abraham and Gary Oldham - Synopsis - After killing Mozart, Antonio Salieri takes in a new student, Ludwig van Beethoven! Insanely jealous by the young maestro's compositional gifts, Salieri tinkers with the spring in Beethoven's metronome rendering it unable to hold the correct tempo for the Hammerklavier! James Corden as Karl van Beethoven doing Carriage Karaoke Fidelio is a show stopper! Running time 98 min. From Metro Goldwyn Mayer.
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    What is your favorite way to be bored for 4 minutes and 33 seconds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese View Post
    Favourite closed threads thread
    .....and the thread was closed and deleted straight after the OP by the....

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    The least annoying obscure musician
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic Cowboy View Post
    And the very expensive "air drum" set that I bought on eBay that originally belonged to either Carl Palmer of ELP or Bill Buford of Yes is missing the "air gong". Who should I contact? How hung up on this should I get? Even Carl Palmer of ELP or Bill Buford of Yes only banged it once during each performance so it's not like I'm going to use it all the time. Any help would be appreciated. For the amount of money that I spent you would think the berk would include a pair of "air sticks"! They were extra. I paid it. Grudgingly. But I did pay it. Otherwise just exactly how was I supposed to play an "air drum" set?
    Bill Buford? .

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    Music to steam broccoli by

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Knox View Post
    Music to steam broccoli by
    You can stream Broccoli by Rocket Surgeons on spotify

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Knox View Post
    Actual MMA match coming up shortly in my town:
    Erroneus, Anti-Hero of Ancient Greece vs. Wonnethas (1 others), Ancient Visigoth Seer
    The match was cancelled. Wonnuthas complained his name was misspelled and returned to his oracle cave for several hundred years. Erroneus is suing the promoters for several hundred thousand in bitcoin as compensation plus one dollar for hurt feelings. The City of Athens has collected several hundred gold coins which it refuses to refund. Knowledgeable observers claim these actions are mere preliminaries, towards announcements by all parties of their opening negotiating positions.
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    Rad symphony bicycles

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