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    A bejeweled woman in a rabbit coat walks into a bar and asks for a beer . Tall glass or short glass ? is the host's question . She sings But Sir I am a Princess . Ok , tall glass or short glass ?

    Why , no glass at all please . I have one with me . She removes her shoe .
    Pour it in this ? Would you like I wash it for you ?
    Really , no , don't you recognize me ?
    Perhaps a little , you could be famous - ah , your name ?

    Cinderella .
    From ?
    Freedonia .
    Did you know Marx ? They sing Groucho Grouch Groucho .

    Now who in this bar will join me !!? Takes off other shoe . Chorus sings Wash it Lady For Me .

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    Ah , please have a seat . What'll you have ?
    Guinness .
    Two slippers of that , please .
    I am assured one has been washed ?
    Yes , but first your name ?
    Donny .
    Um , We need your complete name , just to be completely familiar . Mine is Cinderella Maraschino Magnifico Bvsnkzplrsqff .
    I am Donny Zetti . Our beer has arrived . Which of these has been washed ?
    I won't say .
    Bartender ?
    Is pledged to silence on the matter . Perhaps it courteous to taste of both then choose .
    I always do , I always do .

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    I was just going to write WTF, but apparently I need to write more than that.

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    A man with no head walks into the bar.

    Cinderella sings, "Iddio!"
    "Don't mind him, that's just a tenor!"

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    Ross Eeny the Meany enters and tries to play the juke box . Cinderella is nearly in a rage even as he assures her he shall play a selection from The Three Tenors - 3 tenor banjos with accordion accompaniment . He sings along with that of his life as a fat little mouse in a stupid city . One slipper crashes to the floor - broken glass - a barefoot girl's worst nightmare . She is frozen in horror .

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    Silence reigns and everyone gets wet.

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    <Cinders dries herself with the long lost autograph score of Vepres Sicilienne.>

    "Cinders, are you more Cendrillon than Cenerentola? If so, get out of my bar!"

    "I'm definitely buffa! - How many musicologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they have to ascertain that the composer would have wanted the light bulb to be changed first!"

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    Libby Retto ?!!
    Ya . ( She enters from the kitchen)
    We have an order for pizza .
    Yes , says Cinders hoping for peace , pizza for everybody .
    Then you want the Leaning Tower of Pizza ? Ok . Fire the furnace !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Fatale View Post
    I ....apparently I need to write more ....
    hmm ..............

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