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    Default Let's be absurd.

    Post absurdities.

    I'll start with a favorite question of ours, with an absurd twist.


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    You are stranded on a desert island and can only take one nostril. Which one would you take?
    I don't live in the past,
    there's no future in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhoosierdude View Post
    Post absurdities.

    I'll start with a favorite question of ours, with an absurd twist.


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    You are stranded on a desert island and can only take one nostril. Which one would you take?
    Which one would I take?

    A fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhoosierdude View Post
    Post absurdities.

    I'll start with a favorite question of ours, with an absurd twist.


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    You are stranded on a desert island and can only take one nostril. Which one would you take?
    The right one.

    My own favourite question. What would you rather do or go fishing?
    Last edited by MacLeod; Sep-07-2020 at 16:10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhoosierdude View Post
    You are stranded on a desert island and can only take one nostril. Which one would you take?
    The middle one of course.
    I treat my music like I treat my pets. It’s something to own, care about and curate with attention to detail. From a blog by hjr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Rock View Post
    The middle one of course.
    that one is not for breathing, but for excretion of the yellow colored by-product of metabolism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldhoosierdude View Post
    You are stranded on a desert island and can only take one nostril. Which one would you take?
    Right nostril, because after having chosen it's also the one nostril that's still left.

    Quote Originally Posted by MacLeod View Post

    My own favourite question. What would rather do or go fishing?
    'There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.'

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    Do you even realize that your feet smell, but your nose runs?

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    Ok, you stumble on a formula that will make you hundreds of times smarter than anyone in the world. But it has side effects. The spelling of your name is reversed and you walk backwards. Will you take the formula?
    I don't live in the past,
    there's no future in it.

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    xlam - has a certain ring to it - the walking backwards is a bit more of an issue so i'll settle for 50 times smarter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totenfeier View Post
    Do you even realize that your feet smell, but your nose runs?
    With apologies to Totenfeier:

    Do you know that your tongue twists, but your body talks?
    How do lovers make eyes while holding hands?

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    Jesus walked on water, but I run on beer...

    From the great Barry Cryer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totenfeier View Post
    Do you even realize that your feet smell, but your nose runs?
    then your built upside down!!

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    Want absurd? How about "positive outcome from Brexit"?

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    Yay! Let me get all my absurd energy out:
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    Olaf's teacher suggested for him to use bold or colorful letters to emphasize points in his outline. He produced The Following outline:


    Truthful truths

    • Bebe slappy

    Or

    Tracey made cookies for the company

    • Why did Herglemi waste my time?.

    Orange is a bottle opener.

    Igolo

    Fernando is very funny!

    • Why

    Fancy savings save savings in not very fancy places.

    Not for the birds


    Not is the me

    I don't know.

    Do I?

    Large monster!

    Making up the minds in here

    Doing a very good job

    Old fashioned new

    What is there?

    Spe

    Ak your MIND!

    Et cetera, ect.


    Taking out the trash

    Emojis!!! ����������������
    Last edited by adriesba; Sep-15-2020 at 20:19.

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    A contrite Dominic Cummings or a functioning 'track and trace' for the UK.
    New website and some new music......www.mikehewer.com

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