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Humor: The 10 Types of Classical Concert Goers

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The Musicians
Let's not forget the musicians… technically also concert goers, though they are onstage, forced to wear penguin suits or pretend are going to a funeral. They have a pretty cool job-they get to play music for a living. But so many of them are cynical and depressed-they hate rehearsals, and they "don't really listen to music any more because they play so damn much of it," to quote a San Francisco Symphony Musician. They, like everyone are waiting for the concert to be over so they can go drinking.


Hahaha, I can identify with this. Now that I practice a lot more than I used to, I just prefer silence when I get home..
 
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I once went to a chamber concert where they played an encore for a baby who didn't cry but we all noticed was there...Brahms lullaby!!! (I want that too...Coming back in time and having that)

The other "goers" are also great, I laughed a lot :D

Greetings!
 
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Hahaha, that was pretty funny. During one of the quiet moments (I think in the finale) of the Bruckner 8 I was in a while ago, there was even a cell phone going off. Thank goodness--I don't think anyone made a noise during the adagio... I don't think...
 
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I'm not sure if I fit into any of those. As a musician, I'm always peppy and spastic, and it pisses off other musicians sometimes. The performances themselves seem more like play than work to me.
 
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