This is for those cases that will forever haunt you. Here's mine:
This woman was convicted of assaulting her musician husband with two of his guitars. When the judge asked her, "First offender?" She replied, "No, your honor, first a Gibson and then a Fender."
Thoughts from my iPad (explaining why it's not a lengthy post)
The orchestra, on the whole, is worthy of its reputation, with commentary:
They played Tchaikovsky 5 and Brahms Vn Cto:
*Violins- great intonation and sound
*Horn solo-relatively weak - warbly, with a glitch. Not the greatest tone...