How about :
Despite treatment , the patient improved .
The patient has pain after intercourse in his chest .
Patient is a prime rib .
The patient said she was too sick to be hospitalized and said she would return when she felt better .
Very close veins .
Patient slipped on the porch when she...
Here are some examples of less than great editing from newspapers :
Wanted : Editors and proff readers .
Reeding tutors needed .
New vaccine may contain rabbis .
Senate panel agrees to much sex on television .
Local man arrested for possession of heroine .
My father received a letter by...
Here are some funny sayings I've collected from various places on the internet and elsewhere :
Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once !
There's not one shred of evidence to the idea that life is serious .
If you must choose between two evils , pick the one you haven't tried...
The people who type medical tramscripts at hospitals sometimes make the craziest mistakes . Here are some of them :
Social history reveals this one-year-old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed .
On the second day the knee was better , and on the third day , it...
which singer is the definitive example for you of what a certain role should be?
Carmen: Maria Callas (duh! lol)
Violetta: Anna Moffo
Rosina: Joyce DiDonato
Beatrice di Tenda: Joan Sutherland
Duke of Mantua: Jonas Kaufman (the duke is supposed to be confident and SEDUCTIVE, not thin...