No question! I'd dig up a bit of Beethoven, some Brahms and a load of other composers and then I'd have a little composer-feast, hoping that their genius will be bestowed upon me! Although, maybe their flesh has passed its sell-by date...Go human flesh lol! The question is, who would you consume?
Whose **** and what amount to be consumed. There's a big difference, in my mind at least, between a half teaspoon of Gywneth Paltrow's macrobiotic excrement and the whole chocolate explosion of an incontinent donkey.Ignoring the rest of the options in the poll, and without resorting to the obvious "one millionz plz", can anybody put an actual lowest reasonable fee on eating ****?
Whose **** and what amount to be consumed. There's a big difference, in my mind at least, between a half teaspoon of Gywneth Paltrow's macrobiotic excrement and the whole chocolate explosion of an incontinent donkey.
And then I'm going to go out on a limb and say there are ample people in this weird world that would actually pay to monch on a bog log.
From these types of conversations with my friends over the years I can safely say there isn't a lot some people wouldn't do for money or at least say so in a hypothitical situation.
Oh, and blame Polednice for this descent into filth.
At the risk of being dully pedantic, that's not what you said the first time! The question was 'would you eat ****?', so you basically said, 'I would eat **** for no amount of money' i.e. 'I would eat **** for free'. I cannot believe I am having this discussion - what have I done?!No, mistake on my part... I wouldn't eat **** for any amount of money offered.
Have you disected an eye? I have and it's rank! There's pupil fuid which is like black gunge and then the lens which would be hard to chew!C'mon, what challenge is to eat Sheep's eyeballs? They are no match compared to other propositions.