The people who type medical tramscripts at hospitals sometimes make the craziest mistakes . Here are some of them :
Social history reveals this one-year-old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed .
On the second day the knee was better , and on the third day , it disappeared .
Discharge status : Alive but without permission .
Exam of genitalia reveals he is circus sized .
Occaisional , constant , infrequent headaches .
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles .
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