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Actual Medical Transcripts From Hospitals !

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The people who type medical tramscripts at hospitals sometimes make the craziest mistakes . Here are some of them :

Social history reveals this one-year-old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed .

On the second day the knee was better , and on the third day , it disappeared .

Discharge status : Alive but without permission .

Exam of genitalia reveals he is circus sized .

Occaisional , constant , infrequent headaches .

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles .

Yikes !

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Oh dear - I can't find my certificate of Permission to Live. Do I have to apply for a new one?
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