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Tom Swifties are a kind of pun containing a statement by a guy named Tom which contain a pun .
Here are some examples of them :

I have a split personality, said Tom, being frank .
I like modern painting, said Tom abstractly .
I don't want to die by drowning in Egypt, said Tom deep in denial .
I manufacture tabletops for shops , said Tom counterproductively .
We can't have this and eat to too, said Tom Archaically .
MY grapes have fermented , Tom whined .
This is a mutiny, said Tom bountifully .
The boat is leaking, said Tom balefully .
I'm losing my hair, Tom bawled .
Why shouldn't I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen ?, bickered Tom .
Your fly is open, was Tom's zippy rejoinder .
I need a pencil sharpener, said Tom bluntly .
There goes my hat, said Tom off the top of his head .

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