Now that you've become a super moderator, could you let me know when you'll be paying back the 3000$ I lent you. You said you needed it to "get something sorted" with some shady fellow in Denmark, and I did ask you before I lent you the dosh if it had anything to do with drugs and you swore to me it was not. Anyway, I'm sorry to ask, but I've got the bailiffs at the door threatening to repossess the Steinway I manged to get on hire-purchase by fiddling my credit rating, as per your advice.
And congrats on becoming a super-duper thingy! Don't forget to give my posts preferential treatment, erase my infraction history and see if you can't let me have the credit card details of those posters who keep causing trouble.