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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I miss her still.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
 

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A woman calls for a taxi driver. As soon as she is sitting on the back seat, she says: "Can't you drive more carefully? I've got nine children at home waiting for me". Taxi driver: "Ha, ha, and you are asking me about being careful?".
 

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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I miss her still.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
They sound like Time Vine jokes, Mike. Especially the bees one.
 
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