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So Sven, Arne and Ole are out hunting and they happen upon some tracks. Sven says " Doze are deer tracks!" Arne replies, "No, Sven look how big dey are. Doze are moose tracks! Say, Ole don't doze look like moose tracks to you?"
Before Ole could answer, all three were hit by the train.
 
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So an Artificial Intelligence Robot from Tesla and an Artificial Intelligence Robot from Google and an Artificial Intelligence Robot from Amazon are out studying topography and they happen upon some tracks. The AI from Tesla says "Those are deer tracks!" The Amazon AI replies, "No, Tesla, look how big they are. Those are moose tracks! Say, Google, don't those look like moose tracks to you?"
Before Google could answer, all three were hit by the train.
 

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Some one-liners I came across just now:

“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.

If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic

Why the hell did they name them 'Soldier ants' and not 'Combatants'?

An interviewer asked me how well i can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
 

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Have you heard about the Vampire who was a terrible organist?
He Bach was worse than his bite.

Why did Chopin have a very shiny piano?
Because he was was French Polish

George II : Are you sure everything is organised for my firework party tonight?
Courtier: Yes, your majesty, all under control
George II: Do the caterer's know what to do?
Courtier: Yes, I went through it all with them this morning
George II: And the music, you've sorted out the music?
Courtier: Yes, I have got a Handel on that.
 

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Visualize this meme!
The Geico Gecko standing there saying:

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!

By switching to reverse and leaving the scene!😁
 
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