A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar and orders a pint of grog.
Bartender says, "Why certainly sir, but...did you notice you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"
Pirate says, "Arghhh, and it be drivin' me nuts!"
I lied about the seemly part.
Bartender says, "Why certainly sir, but...did you notice you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"
Pirate says, "Arghhh, and it be drivin' me nuts!"
I lied about the seemly part.