[Guest]

This is for those cases that will forever haunt you. Here's mine:

This woman was convicted of assaulting her musician husband with two of his guitars. When the judge asked her, "First offender?" She replied, "No, your honor, first a Gibson and then a Fender."

What's yours?

 

[Taggart]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase - axe murderer.

 

[Guest]

Arararar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

What clues did the police pickup?

When she was first arrested, did she start to fret?

etc etc

 

[Manxfeeder]

She must have been really amped.

 

[Guest]

And a bit high-strung.

 

[elgar's ghost]

After some delay the police were given a lead and she was found on a bridge. When interviewed back at the station they didn't like her tone.

 

[GhenghisKhan]

This is for those cases that will forever haunt you. Here's mine:

This woman was convicted of assaulting her musician husband with two of his guitars. When the judge asked her, "First offender?" She replied, "No, your honor, first a Gibson and then a Fender."

What's yours?

Would smash .

 

[Belowpar]

I work as a Psychiatrist and now that 25 years have passed I'm allowed to tell you the case of my most famous Patient.

Yoko Ono came to me suffering from terrible anxiety which manifested itself as extreme sleeplessness.

She told me that every time she closed her eyes she could hear the most beautiful music coming from the next room. In her dream she would walk in there and sitting behind the Piano was John, tearing up sheet music.

At this point she would wake up screaming. She wanted to know what was it about her dream that distressed her so?

I tactfully explained that she was witnessing John decomposing.

 

[Guest]

Would smash .

That's what Hendrix said.